The only reason I stayed here was because I couldn’t remember which hotel I stayed at during my last trip. The Red Roof was a dump. The room was dirty and it seemed like the bare minimum was done to actually clean the room. The mirror had toothpaste stains on it, the bed comforter had stains, and when I took my socks off, it appeared as though I had walked through a floor full of dog hair. There was also some kind of loudspeaker that went off about every hour all night, so I didn’t sleep worth a darn. Thankfully, I remembered where I previously stayed for the next time I have to travel through. I guess I got what I paid for.