Arrived at 3pm after missing the turn because the banner sign had fallen down. We were not greeted, but there was a sheet of paper taped to the front door with a kind greeting. After our eyes adjusted to the dark interior, the inside of tbe house was beautifully furnished, but extremely dirty. Food and dishes were set out on the kitchen table. Most surfaces were dusty and the steps leading upstairs were unswept. The door to our "Honeymoon Suite" was open and a key was on a table. This room was also very dark, dirty, and dusty. There were piles of personal items and cleaning tools behind the chair in the room. The closet was full of hung clothing. A dirty sock and toilet paper roll were under the bed. A used bar of soap was on the tub.I booked for 3 people, but there were 2 towel sets, a king bed, and a trundle day bed. We were biking the Creeper Trail the next morning, so I called to ask about a 7am breakfast. I was told no, but could eat the things that were already down on the table. We went downstairs to look and there was a half eaten box of donuts, some cookies, and small candy bars. There was no coffee near the coffeepot. Called and was assured there would be some to make in the am. Doors (both locked and unlocked) were all around our room. There is no bar or lounge, but wine bottles were on a shelf. Mysterious walking and creaking during the night. Finally met the owner when he yelled from the balcony to drive across the lawn to depart. We will not stay here again.