We arrived 1 hour early from out of town. Sorry you cannot check in early, even though there are few car in the lot. Okay, your bathroom? We do not allow people to use the bathroom.
The pool and jacuzzi were out of service.
Okay, morning continental breakfast. The eggs, were scary, pass. It's a good thing when I opened the packaged Danish it flipped out upside down, it was moldy, I could have taken a bite of that thing. Ice machine, no out of service. Room service did not replace an empty toilet paper roll. Bathroom door did not close shut. No phone in our room.