Where do I even begin with my horrific experience? From the moment I stepped foot into this establishment, I knew I was in for a disaster.
Let's start with the check-in process, shall we? It was as if the staff had never heard of hospitality before. Rude, indifferent, and clearly lacking any semblance of professionalism. I felt like I was inconveniencing them by merely showing up.
Upon finally making it to my room, I was greeted by a stench that could only be described as a mixture of mold, sewage, and despair. The carpets were stained beyond belief, the walls were peeling, and don't even get me started on the bathroom. It was a breeding ground for all sorts of bacteria, and I wouldn't have been surprised if I had contracted a disease just by stepping foot in there.
Let's talk about the "bedding," if you can even call it that. The sheets were so threadbare that I could practically see through them, and the pillows were more like lumpy sacks of rocks. I wouldn't wish a night's sleep in that torture chamber upon my worst enemy.
As for the amenities advertised on their website? Non-existent. The so-called "complimentary breakfast" consisted of stale pastries and watery coffee that tasted like it had been brewed in a dumpster. And don't even bother asking about the Wi-Fi – it was slower than a snail on sedatives.