Just Donโt โ Makes Fawlty Towers look like The Ritz.
Wondered what itโs like to star in a low-budget hotel horror comedy, this place rolls out the red carpet.
Once Iโd passed the used linen piled up along the corridor...
Room one: clearly still occupied in spirit (and bedsheets) by the previous guest โ dirty doesnโt begin to cover it.
Room two: door wouldnโt lock. Reported at 8pm, ignored until 11pm. When I chased the manager, the solution? โWedge a chair against it.โ DIY security while two staff fumbled with battery replacement like it was bomb squad training. Spoiler: it didnโt work.
Room three: bathroom light flickering like a 90's rave, but at least the door locked. Progress!
Thinking of pre-booking breakfast via Expedia? Donโt.
They wonโt honour it and when you do eventually get it, itโs an experience.
Stale bread, cold food that a good vet could revive, a tea urn boiling dry in the corner, all whilst you sit in silence, playing โcount the cobwebsโ. I stuck to cornflakes for safety.
The staff mean well, but it feels like theyโre just staying for free board while giving โrunning a hotelโ a try. As for the four stars they claim โ I can only assume those were awarded in a parallel universe.
And the cherry on top? The night manager decided 4:15am was the perfect time to hoover right outside my door. When I brought it up the next evening, he just smiled and said, โOh yes, that was me โ itโs on my task list.โ...
Travelodge โ I will never speak badly of you again
