After a member of staff recited to us (like a child who mugs up an exam syllabus) the use of every object in the "resort" room we finally got a chance to freshen up after our long drive from Bangalore. To our disappointment there was NO WATER in the taps and our experience started with calling the reception to inquire about this and why we weren't informed earlier instead of wasting time telling us about "moon lighting" switches located in the room and toilet which actually were silly spotlights - another useless gimmick that this place turned out to be full of. That night we heard loud thumping music inside our room and since it didn't stop we decided to check out where it was coming from, quite sure that it would be from outside the property. To our shock it was an outdoor dj party being held in "the luxury spa resort" which positions itself as a nature escape! When we tried to ask the staff and manager about how they could allow this as we & other guests are getting really disturbed they just refused to provide any answers or even acknowledge that this was wrong. We got no apology from the manager and when asked if they have a police permission for parties he just evaded the topic. This place is definitely not what they claim to be - show no respect for natural surroundings, average spa experience, over priced food, ac doesn't work consistently (fans wd hv bn more eco friendly), & most restaurant staff are inattentive. A pseudo place that runs on greed & very bad service!