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3 stars – beautiful property, but hospitality and food were a letdown
The Royalton St. Lucia is undeniably beautiful, and our room—especially with the swim-out pool—was stunning. No complaints there. But for a resort that looks this high-end, the overall experience fell short in a few key areas.
Food: Honestly, the food was terrible. We found ourselves eating eggs for breakfast and lunch almost every day. A lot of other guests we spoke with felt the same. Dinner reservations were impossible to get at the resort’s restaurants, so we ended up eating off property most nights—which might’ve been for the best. Several guests mentioned it felt like the restaurants just repackaged the buffet food.
Service & Hospitality: This was the biggest disappointment. There were no servers consistently checking in on guests throughout the day—you had to get your own drinks from the bar. Blenders were broken, and depending on which bar you asked, they couldn’t make basic frozen drinks. I’ve never been told “no” so many times at a resort. A little more effort in saying “yes” would go a long way.
We also found it strange that they were stingy with bottled water and wouldn’t restock the fridge after the first day. One day, the specialty coffee bar had no drinks available.
Staff, in general, didn’t seem engaged—some had an attitude