Neat and tidy, but in the style of rooms for ancient roamers there are plastic labels plastered on everything reminding you not to do this or that - not something which lends itself to an ambience of relaxation. A common phrase for Norfolk Island is that it is for newly-weds and nearly-deads, and despite it's absolutely beautiful scenery, the cultural epoch exuded by many of the shops and resorts such as Jacaranda is much more one for the Gray Nomad clan.