"Here's a more polished and polite review:
The hotel was on the expensive side, but I appreciated that complimentary coffee was available 24 hours a day and that parking was included in the room rate.
My room was spacious and comfortable overall. One issue I noticed was that the mattress seemed uneven, with one side higher than the other. In my opinion, it may be time for it to be replaced.
The breakfast was adequate, but the selection was somewhat limited. There was no yogurt available, and the only egg option was hard-boiled eggs; scrambled eggs would have been a nice addition.
Overall, my stay was pleasant."